New York
Steuben County
Bath
Martin, Alfred  (9 February 1870 - )
 
  • Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
    — Abraham Lincoln
  • Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
    — E. B. White
  • Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.
    — Mark Twain