John Levistone 
(say 1660 - )
John was born in Scotland say 1660. He married Eunice Shedd in Charlestown (extinct), Suffolk County, Massachusetts, on 29 November 1705.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.