Lieutenant John Ellsworth 
(say 1670 - )
John was born say 1670. He was "of" Windsor, Hartford County, Connecticut. He married Esther White on 7 December 1696. He was "of" Ellington, Tolland County, Connecticut.
Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.