Private First Class Weston Goldsmith on his graduation from training.
Note the Army's error with his name on the uniform.

  • Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.
    — Abraham Lincoln
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    — E. B. White
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