Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
No one is considered immortal until he is dead.
I have seen the future, and it's a lot like the present, but much longer.
Marriage is the only union that cannot be organized. Both sides think they are management.
If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
Nothing stimulates interest in foreign affairs like having a son of military age.
Grandchildren grow quicker than children.
Heredity determines the color of her eyes, but environment lights them up.
Live a day at a time, but be sure it's today you are living.
Many a young buck browses innocently through a girlfriend's family album, but fails to heed its warning.
He may have a battered hat and his trousers may be shiny, but if his children have their noses flattened against the window waiting for him a half hour before he is due home, you can trust him with anything you have.