Michigan
(--?--), Alice  (circa 1895 - )
(--?--), Evangeline  (circa 1881 - )
Akom, Martin M.  (15 July 1897 - 24 October 1981)
Cummings, Frank  (circa 1883 - )
Dare, George  (circa 1913 - )
Dean, Stephen Joseph  (January 1857 - )
Frick, Bertha  (circa 1889 - )
Glover, Kaye Frances  (3 January 1945 - )
Hartwick, Leo Edward  (16 December 1906 - )
Hartwick, William  (circa 1874 - )
Johnson, Alma J.  (17 January 1888 - 1919)
McHale, John Robert  (say 1930 - circa 1985)
Mondy, Susan I.  (24 January 1881 - June 1978)
Root, Grover C.  (circa 1885 - )
Zimmerman, Jesse M.  (circa 1875 - )
 
  • Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
    — E. B. White
  • No one is considered immortal until he is dead.
    — Rick Patton, in "The New Official Rules"
  • I have seen the future, and it's a lot like the present, but much longer.
    — KC Royals pitcher Dan Quisenberry, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Marriage is the only union that cannot be organized. Both sides think they are management.
    — William J. Abley, in "The New Official Rules"
  • If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
    — jazzman Eubie Blake at 100, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Nothing stimulates interest in foreign affairs like having a son of military age.
    — Martin Buxbaum, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Grandchildren grow quicker than children.
    — William P. Gannon, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Heredity determines the color of her eyes, but environment lights them up.
    — Pomeroy, Ohio, Sentinel in "The Humor Gazette"
  • Live a day at a time, but be sure it's today you are living.
    — Vista, California, Press in "The Humor Gazette"
  • Many a young buck browses innocently through a girlfriend's family album, but fails to heed its warning.
    — Moro, Oregon, Journal in "The Humor Gazette"
  • He may have a battered hat and his trousers may be shiny, but if his children have their noses flattened against the window waiting for him a half hour before he is due home, you can trust him with anything you have.
    — Washington, Iowa Journal in "The Humor Gazette"