The Genealogy of one Vermonter, Darrell A. Martin

Eldridge W. Patenaude

(say 1895 - )

Eldridge was born say 1895. He was "of" Orange, Franklin County, Massachusetts, on 1 July 1916.¹ He married Clara Putnam on 1 July 1916.²

[S117] Dutton, Ruth Alice (Williams), compiler, "Descendants of Stephen Hartwell Dutton". Latest included date 1946. pg. 6, "Eldridge W. Patenaude, of Orange, Mass.".
[S117] Dutton, Ruth, compiler, "Descendants of Stephen Hartwell Dutton" 1946. pg. 6, "Married July 1, 1916 to Eldridge W. Patenaude".

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