Eleazer Bishop

(say 1680 - )
Eleazer was born say 1680. He married Sarah Darte on 22 June 1704.1

Family: Eleazer Bishop and Sarah Darte

Cited documentation

  1. [S42] Thaddeus Lincoln Bolton, Genealogy of the Dart Family in America (Philadelphia: Cooper Printing Company, 1927), pg. 3, "Sarah Darte ... Mar. Eleazer Bishop, June 22, 1704."
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