The Genealogy of one Vermonter, Darrell A. Martin

Maria Woodward

(1838 - )

Maria was born in Vermont in 1838.¹ She married Silas Cutler in 1858.

[S74] Severance, Derrick D., 1900 US Census, Springfield, Windsor County, Vermont; NARA T623 Roll 1696, pg. 6B, "Severance, Olive M" mother, b. "Vermont."

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