Rabtoy
Angela Dawn  (11 April 1978 - )
Angie  (11 April 1978 - )
Betty Jane (Cole)  (14 December 1953 - )
Cal  (6 November 1923 - )
Calista (Blyle)  (say 1950 - )
Calvin Chreston  (6 November 1923 - )
Chreston Calvin  (11 December 1945 - )
Chreston Calvin Junior  (5 August 1968 - )
Dave  (5 December 1947 - )
David Michael  (26 June 1967 - )
Denise Marie (Riendeau)  (say 1970 - )
Diane Marie  (14 November 1966 - )
Donaldeen Alice (Martin)  (27 October 1927 - )
Francis J.  (1891 - 1970)
Joan Avis  (1 February 1934 - )
Judy Marie (Morton)  (6 December 1948 - )
Julie Anne  (29 June 1971 - )
Kathey (--?--)  (say 1980 - )
Kristin Erica (Raymond)  (say 1970 - )
Lance Eric  (16 May 1970 - )
Leonard D. (PFC)  (1926 - 1948)
Linda Mae (Round)  (31 August 1948 - )
Martin Leonard  (29 March 1977 - )
Martin William "Marty"  (5 March 1953 - )
Melissa Lynn  (27 July 1972 - )
Rabtoy (continued)
Nina A. (Balch)  (1894 - 1983)
Stanley David  (5 December 1947 - )
Victoria M. (Jablonski)  (say 1970 - )
 
  • Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
    — E. B. White
  • No one is considered immortal until he is dead.
    — Rick Patton, in "The New Official Rules"
  • I have seen the future, and it's a lot like the present, but much longer.
    — KC Royals pitcher Dan Quisenberry, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Marriage is the only union that cannot be organized. Both sides think they are management.
    — William J. Abley, in "The New Official Rules"
  • If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
    — jazzman Eubie Blake at 100, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Nothing stimulates interest in foreign affairs like having a son of military age.
    — Martin Buxbaum, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Grandchildren grow quicker than children.
    — William P. Gannon, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Heredity determines the color of her eyes, but environment lights them up.
    — Pomeroy, Ohio, Sentinel in "The Humor Gazette"
  • Live a day at a time, but be sure it's today you are living.
    — Vista, California, Press in "The Humor Gazette"
  • Many a young buck browses innocently through a girlfriend's family album, but fails to heed its warning.
    — Moro, Oregon, Journal in "The Humor Gazette"
  • He may have a battered hat and his trousers may be shiny, but if his children have their noses flattened against the window waiting for him a half hour before he is due home, you can trust him with anything you have.
    — Washington, Iowa Journal in "The Humor Gazette"