Morgan
Ann (Darte)  (14 February 1674/75 - )
Anna  (10 April 1752 - )
Daniel  (say 1710 - )
Daniel Junior  (25 October 1754 - )
Eunice (White)  (13 February 1713/14 - 13 March 1757)
John  (say 1670 - )
John  (16 January 1711/12 - )
Mary  (25 February 1750/51 - )
Susanna  (circa 1708 - 17 March 1794)
 
  • Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
    — E. B. White
  • No one is considered immortal until he is dead.
    — Rick Patton, in "The New Official Rules"
  • I have seen the future, and it's a lot like the present, but much longer.
    — KC Royals pitcher Dan Quisenberry, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Marriage is the only union that cannot be organized. Both sides think they are management.
    — William J. Abley, in "The New Official Rules"
  • If I'd known I was gonna live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself.
    — jazzman Eubie Blake at 100, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Nothing stimulates interest in foreign affairs like having a son of military age.
    — Martin Buxbaum, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Grandchildren grow quicker than children.
    — William P. Gannon, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Heredity determines the color of her eyes, but environment lights them up.
    — Pomeroy, Ohio, Sentinel in "The Humor Gazette"
  • Live a day at a time, but be sure it's today you are living.
    — Vista, California, Press in "The Humor Gazette"
  • Many a young buck browses innocently through a girlfriend's family album, but fails to heed its warning.
    — Moro, Oregon, Journal in "The Humor Gazette"
  • He may have a battered hat and his trousers may be shiny, but if his children have their noses flattened against the window waiting for him a half hour before he is due home, you can trust him with anything you have.
    — Washington, Iowa Journal in "The Humor Gazette"