Gardner
Abbie Ellen  (10 August 1847 - prior to 1903)
Agnes (--?--)  (circa 1815 - following 1850)
Agnes Nancy  (1 June 1799 - 25 November 1883)
Belle  (22 November 1855 - 26 April 1895)
Clarissa (Emery)  (say 1835 - )
Eliza  (circa 1841 - )
Eliza (Nelson)  (22 April 1812 - following 1880)
Eliza (who died young)  (circa 1848 - prior to 1856)
Eliza Belle  (22 November 1855 - 26 April 1895)
Elizabeth  (12 November 1807 - 13 August 1881)
Elizabeth M.A. (Cross) (Wheaton)  (circa 1824 - )
Flora E.  (circa 1855 - )
George N.  (22 May 1840 - 12 May 1864)
Hannah  (29 May 1812 - April 1818)
Hannah  (circa 1836 - )
Hannah (Peach)  (say 1840 - )
Harriet  (circa 1844 - )
Horatio W. H.  (27 July 1833 - following 1890)
Hugh  (1751 - 1 February 1815)
Hugh Junior  (29 May 1812 - 1 May 1869)
Hugh N.  (22 August 1831 - )
Isabel  (12 April 1795 - 30 October 1878)
Isabell  (circa 1838 - )
James  (circa 1845 - )
Jane  (22 February 1850 - )
Gardner (continued)
Janet  (30 May 1796 - 20 March 1873)
Jean  (7 November 1791 - 31 March 1853)
John R.  (17 February 1838 - )
Lizzy  (22 November 1855 - 26 April 1895)
Lydia  (26 September 1842 - )
Margaret  (10 June 1793 - 3 February 1843)
Martha  (circa 1863 - )
Mary  (27 November 1802 - 21 February 1886)
Mary (Nelson)  (March 1772 - 6 October 1825)
Mary A. (Elkins)  (say 1835 - )
Mary H.  (7 October 1835 - )
Nancy (Henderson)  (25 May 1815 - prior to 1850)
Nancy Jane  (22 February 1850 - )
Nancy Jane (who died a child)  (18 May 1845 - 1850 (before 22 February))
Rebecca  (24 August 1852 - 1875)
Sarah (who died an infant)  (23 February 1810 - 29 March 1810)
William (who died an infant)  (4 October 1801 - 10 October 1801)
William E.  (circa 1858 - )
William N.  (9 August 1805 - 15 October 1879)
 
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    — E. B. White
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    — Rick Patton, in "The New Official Rules"
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    — Martin Buxbaum, in "The New Official Rules"
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    — William P. Gannon, in "The New Official Rules"
  • Heredity determines the color of her eyes, but environment lights them up.
    — Pomeroy, Ohio, Sentinel in "The Humor Gazette"
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